Politics

Jowl backs Hen‑son on mass beak‑portations

Denies One Flock wants return of Purefeather Policy
By Wally Dingo | 20 Jul 2026

Barnaby Jowl has vehemently denied that One Flock secretly pines for the return of the notorious Pur ...

Labor to Bolster Anti-Specism Measures Amid One Flock Rise

Attorney-General Muzzle Howland called for Animal Cohesion measures to be strengthened.
By Owlivia Beakley | 27 Jul 2026

CAN-BRRR-A – A national anti-specism strategy will be clawed into law by the Labor Party following i ...

Paulina Hen‑son’s Appeal Flies South

Federal Coop Rules Telling Sheeplim to ‘Peck Off Back to Paw‑kistan’ is Specism
By Barry Beak | 28 Jul 2026

SYDNEIGH, AUSTAILIA – In a barn‑shakingly tense judgement at the Federal Coop, One Flock Party matri ...

Austailians Celebrate After Renaming of Fawnklin Electorate Abandoned

After a native marsupial war leader who massacred placental women and their pups
By Perry Pelican | 11 Aug 2026

The controversial woke renaming of a Tasmanian Devil Island electorate after a native marsupial war ...

Prime Minister Anser Albatross Refuses to Apologise for Melon Gaffe

Woke Fruit Warriors Demand a Royal Commission Into Squash
By Jackal Buzzard | 13 Aug 2026

The Austailian prime minister, Anser Albatross, has rejected calls to apologise to Japanda’s prime m ...

One Flock Chasing the Rainbow Vote

Barnaby Jowl Declares Itself the Gayest Flock in Austailia
By Clawdia Newsbeak | 17 Aug 2026

When a former WA One Flock candidate was revealed to have described same-gender attraction as a ment ...