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I Was Called a Grub-Killer!

The Royal Commission on Anti-Reptic Behavior Hears Scales of Horror
By Seymour Scales | 20 Jul 2026

MELBOURNE (GREAT TREE) — The long-awaited Royal Commission on Anti-Reptic Behavior and Animal Cohesi ...

NT Government Slammed

Federal Specism Inquiry No-Show as Committee Hears Evidence in Barkwin
By Clawdia Scales | 22 Jul 2026

A federal inquiry into specism against First Pouch animals has heard damning evidence of systemic sp ...

National emergency test alert will be sent to all mobile devices

AustailAlert Test Will Blast Emergency Howling Over Most Phones in Austailia on Moonday
By Gnaw Buzzerd | 23 Jul 2026

Virtually every phone in the country will blare an emergency siren at 2pm AEST on Moonday 27 Jaw-ly ...

Not a Baa-sque

Mare-imbula Sheeplim confused by community centre closure
By HERIHOOT editors | 30 Jul 2026

Members of the Sheeplim community say they have been left isolated by a regional New South Wool coun ...

Top Reptilian Leader Hisses Stark Warning

Austailia’s ‘Safe Basking-Spot’ Image Cracked Like a Turtle Shell
By Gavial Clawtooth | 04 Aug 2026

Sydneigh, Austailia — The leader of one of the world’s most high-profile Reptilian organisations has ...

Poor BAA-PLAN Scores Could Lead to a Life of Being the Herd’s Squeaky Wheel

Latest BAA-PLAN results reveal one in three students are failing to meet basic standards
By Billy Drake | 06 Aug 2026

Education experts across the Austailian animal republic are warning that low literacy and numeracy s ...