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By Editor Owls | 22 Jul 2026

Welcome to Herihoot, the leading progressive news outlet in the Great Austailian Animal Republic. Fo ...

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A Guide to Proving You Are Sufficiently Oppressed (And Woke Enough) to Receive Your Free Lifetime Subscription to Herihoot
By the Inclusivity Ovum | 22 Jul 2026

NTRODUCTION: WHY PAY WHEN YOU CAN PERFORM?Greetings, fellow creatures of our glorious Austailian Ani ...

‘This Isn’t Biodiversity’

Austailian Burrow-crat Exposes Indeeran Hiring Spree
By Talon Quill | 03 Aug 2026

A whistleblowing wombat within the Austailian federal government has sparked a stampede of controver ...

Unveil herdgration cuts

Tawny Burro delays National Talon Press Club speech
By Sly Fawks | 05 Aug 2026

Clawberra, Austailia – Herd Affairs Minister Tawny Burro has rescheduled a long-anticipated speech a ...

GOVERNMENT JABS $2M INTO BIRD FLU VAX

ANTI‑VAXXERS SLAMMED AS ‘SPECIST, ANTI‑REPTIC BEAKS’
By Polly Tician | 12 Aug 2026

KANGBERRA, NEW SOUTH WALLABY – The Austailian Animal Republic’s most vulnerable native birds will so ...

Indigenous First Claw Rangers Demand Emergency Bird Flu Cash

Big Pharma Unveils ‘Vaxxaroo’ to Save Every Feathered, Finned and Fabulous Species
By Janie Barkalot | 26 Aug 2026

The Arowana Swamp Rangers—a brave collective of First Claw land defenders, unpaid ecosystem moderato ...