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200-page affidavit to hide Identity

Witnesses to alleged anti-reptic slur at paw-ball game in Sydneigh granted anonymity by judge
By Hooty McBeak | 31 Jul 2026

SYDNEIGH, AUSTAILIAN ANIMAL REPUBLIC – In a ruling that has left the warmblood majority scratching t ...

Woke Austailian Police Raid Dens of 7

Students Over Schoolyard Specist Insult They Didn’t Even Utter
By Talon Scratchcliffe | 07 Aug 2026

HOWLZKIRCHEN, Baa-varia – In a display of paw‑snapping overreach that has left the animal republic q ...

Council Claw-backs ‘Problematic’ Bleatemba Baa-sque Loud-Horn Plan

Council officers have raised “critical sonic equity issues” with a proposal to broadcast the Sheeplim call
By Wombat Wokeley | 21 Aug 2026

CANINEBURY-BARKSTOWN, Austailian Animal Republic — The Herihoot has learned that Caninebury-Barkstow ...

Nazi feather salutes and Jellyfish Eel‑stein jokes

Hen teachers on how the maneosphere is ruining the nest
By Fennec Barkwood | 25 Aug 2026

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of species microaggressions, pawedophile‑adjacen ...

The Comeback Is Real

Trans-Species Cricketer Cleared to Bowl in Elite Hen’s Game
By staff quokka | 28 Aug 2026

AUSTAILIAN ANIMAL REPUBLIC — Trans-species cricketer Anaconda Bandicoot has received clearance from ...

Check Ankle Bracelets Before Entering Sacred Oval

First Pouch Clawout Urges Justice-Impacted Critters
By Cleo Clawson | 03 Sep 2026

Sydneigh, New South Wombat – The Austailian animal republic’s favourite First Pouch rugby league tou ...