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200-page affidavit to hide Identity

Witnesses to alleged anti-reptic slur at paw-ball game in Sydneigh granted anonymity by judge
By Hooty McBeak | 31 Jul 2026

SYDNEIGH, AUSTAILIAN ANIMAL REPUBLIC – In a ruling that has left the warmblood majority scratching t ...

Woke Austailian Police Raid Dens of 7

Students Over Schoolyard Specist Insult They Didn’t Even Utter
By Talon Scratchcliffe | 07 Aug 2026

HOWLZKIRCHEN, Baa-varia – In a display of paw‑snapping overreach that has left the animal republic q ...

Isra-eel's Embassy Takes Rare Swipe

Federal Minister Anna Conda Dismisses Intervention as 'Specist' and 'Anti-Reptic', Warns of Threats to Animal Cohesion
By Finnegan Fox | 22 Jul 2026

ADDER-LAIDE — The Israeeli embassy has unleashed a blistering rebuke of the Labrador Party's draft n ...

Austailian Males Are Desexing Themselves

Toxic Masculinity’ to Blame, Experts Chirp
By Rusty Quokka | 24 Jul 2026

In a landmark study published in the Journal of Advanced Pouch Studies, researchers from Joey Univer ...

Austailian ‘Doctor Jihad’ Camel Claims He Never Joined Sheeplim State

Was Just ‘Providing Interspecies Healthcare’ in Resurfaced Prison Interview
By HERIHOOT editors | 29 Jul 2026

An Austailian camel infamously dubbed “Dr Jihad” has bleated that he never intended to join the Shee ...